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Some Jokes To Combat Work Anxiety
2010-11-14
STRESS JUDO has a component that trains you to think like a comedian, because sometimes laughter is the best stress management technique. So here are some silly jokes, to help with work anxiety.  Feel free to add your own (keep them clean!) in the COMMENTS section.  Maybe we will use them in the next newsletter!

That cruise line whose ship got stuck last year just hired BP's ad agency to roll out their new advertising: "Book now for SUVIVOR: CRUISE"!

A year after his death, Michael Jackson made more money than when he was alive.  In other news, more LA defense attorneys focusing on accused child molesters closed up shop last year...

I dropped my iPad and my Wii in the blender and I Wii-ped.

Rachel Maddow interviewed Jon Stewart last week. No joke. I just love these two!

I saw an article about a couple who eliminated $80,000 in credit card debt by sticking to a budget and eliminating frivolous spending.  When asked if Congress should look at this, Keith Olberman cried "Poppycock!" and labeled these two as the Worst People In The World!

Glenn Beck
Bill O'Reilly
Newt Gingrich
Rachel Maddow
Keith Olberman
Of these 5 - guess which TWO my Word tagged as needing to be "add to dictionary"? Coincidence? Hmmm...

Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
I'm from Congress and I want to lower your taxes
"I'm from Congress and I want to lower your taxes" who?
Exactly!

You know a knock, knock joke that won't work?
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
John Galt
"Who is John Galt?"
Ummmm...

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Filed under: stress management, anxiety relief, health effects of stress, Health Related Issues From Work Related Stress, worry, I worry too much, Stress Management Strategies, Stress Management Techniques, stress at work, work anxiety      

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RICK CARTER - Christian, father, husband, martial arts student, litigator.  STRESS JUDO developed to fight stress in fighting arena and courtroom. You too can be as cool and calm as every movie lawyer or action hero you've ever seen.  Be envied by everyone who cracks under pressure. You won't.

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